I Fought the Cat and the Cat Won!
Since spotting the intruder, AKA the cat, my hooman found out that the intruder is none other than the notorious Samson the Cat🐱, the ruler of the village of Calstock🇬🇧. My hooman told me not to mess with Samson and to stand down. What the heck is she thinking? I am on cat patrol! I spend my days and nights now searching for Samson!
Is This Love That I'm Feeling?
Samson the cat🐈 is my new BFF! He seems to be everywhere I go in Calstock. We had lunch on the patio of a local pub and Samson joined us, lying on the table next to us. Despite my attempts to say hello, we ended up playfully wrestling, which resulted in some dishes flying. My hooman then picked me up and dragged me inside, having to endure my kicking and screaming. She kept going on and on, blah, blah, blah. Seriously, it’s not my fault! Ever since Samson gave me a love tap on the face, I can’t get him out of my head💑.
If you’re reading my post, you need to know that I am being held against my will inside a cottage in Calstock. My hoomans won’t let me go out and play on my own, and keep me tied up on a leash. I’m not cat obsessed, I just like cats! Do you like cats? Does your hooman let you play with them? Can you please write my hoomans and explain to them that this is normal? Pretty please? 🙏
